Best Friend.

What is a best friend? I'll tell ya... A best friend is someone who is always there for you, no matter how far away they are. They make being bored at home, not so boring. They are always down to have a complete girls night, make fatty food to make us feel better when boys are bringin us down. Best friends make up songs together... such as songs like "friendship warms the heart." And maybe add some flutofone in there. Yeah, I think I've heard that song before... ;) They make up stupid inventions like the "sock machine" and put wood over a plastic toy box with wheels and say "If we paint it, we could be famous!" They make up things like "FMP." Basically, they have a great imgaination together. They always talk about the guy they are going to marry, well, not the guy, but exactly what he is going to be like. They dress up in sheets, and have a fashion show. Worked out really well. hah. They try to sit in chairs together, someone always ends up crying because they are getting squished. Yep, that was me. They always talk about how fat they are getting and how depressed they are. Then they go out and eat ice cream because they just don't care... untill they are done eating then it starts all over again. A best friend is all that and more.
Best friend. You are the best. Now come home, I miss you. :)