Oh the Joys of Driving.

What is one of the things we do most of? Driving. These days we are always in our car. So I ask each and every one of you, learn how to drive before you get on the road. I for one, get very irritated when people don't know how to drive and disrupt my driving experience. It just ruins my mood, makes me mad, which may irritate other people... its just a terrible chain reaction and soon the whole world is pissed because of one bad driver. So people, there is a slow lane for a reason. If you are going as slow as, or slower than the person in the slow lane, you belong over there. Don't you dare pull in front of me and slow me down in attempt to pass the person in front of you. Or simply wait until I pass you, then you can slowly try to accelerate and than the other car.
Tailgating. Get off my butt. I don't want to be able to see your face in my rear view mirror. I should't be able to tell what color your eyes are. It's not going to help driving closer to my car. I'll just slow down more so we both are mad... fair warning. And you should'nt want to be driving faster than I do... That is just too fast. I could be saving you from a ticket. But if you so desire, I'll eventually be curteous and pull over and hopefully pass you while you're pulled over on the side of the road recieveing a speeding ticket.
Merging. People need to learn how to merge... correctly. If I am pulling onto the freeway, you could be curteous and pull into the empty lane next to you so I don't have to try and dodge your car. And please, don't decide to speed up and pass me when I am at the point where the 2 lanes merge. Don't you realize that that pushes me off the road, causes me to slam on my breaks and mess up the person now behind me? All because of your selfish move... way to go.
Talking on the phone. I am a girl... so I already know I'm not the best driver in the world because of my gender. Yes, I am stereotyping this, I am sexist in this matter. And I can do that because I am one. (Men, don't say women can't drive, it just makes us mad and super defensive). But we are easily distracted, It's in our nature... so anything disrupts our already not-so-good driving. SO GET OFF THE PHONE. Don't even try to chew gum and drive. Girls, don't take this offensively, just laugh at it... but seriously take it into consideration ;)